i don't do refurbished espresso machines

i don't do refurbished espresso machines

My brother: ...man...what would I ever do w/o hyperlinks
Me: dude
Me: i have a JOB because i can't live without hyperlinks
Me: which, tbh, most of the kids are just calling 'links' these days
My brother: oh really? wow
My brother: I'm old, great
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My brother: WAIT...that Overstock machine is REFURBISHED
Me: ok, no
Me: i don't do refurbished espresso machines

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