Things I have written in emails this morning

lizlet:

“That is an embarrassing Ibsen brainfart! My apologies.”

“Here is an actual link that contains the article. I apologize now for sending you to a David Tennant fansite.”

“Tonight, I’d ideally like to see either adorable silent puppies or Michael Fassbinder’s penis, but I also wouldn’t mind Scandinavian sodomy. What do you guys think?”

As the lucky recipient of one of these, let me show you my response:

Not that I don’t want to see Fassbender’s peen but I’m not sure I could handle the ~~emotions~~ of Shame right now.

6 January 2012 ·

10 notes

  1. quelalexandradit reblogged this from meganwest and added:
    here is my whole life.
  2. ecantwell said: don’t go for the scandinavian sodomy. that movie was a piece of shit. don’t listen to anyone who says differently.
  3. stfupenguins reblogged this from meganwest and added:
    I don’t have the context on any of these, nor do I really need it.
  4. meganwest reblogged this from lizlet and added:
    lucky recipient of one of these, let me show...my response: Not that I don’t want
  5. spytap said: One day I hope only to turn a phrase half as well as you do.
  6. lizlet posted this

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