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turnabout: animalstalkinginallcaps: NICK, IT’S A VINAIGRETTE. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO TRY OUT FOR TOP CHEF HERE, BUT IF YOU CAN’T MAKE A SALAD DRESSING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BAN YOURSELF FROM THE KITCHEN. JUST GRAB THE ZESTER AND THE SEA SALT AND I’LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT. … TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER. PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER, NICK. GET OUT OF THIS KITCHEN AND NEVER COME BACK. This is like when Megan would cook at my apartment. Eventually she just started buying me kitchen implements. I believe, in fact, that I bought you a microplane zester. True story is true.

turnabout:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

NICK, IT’S A VINAIGRETTE. I’M NOT ASKING YOU TO TRY OUT FOR TOP CHEF HERE, BUT IF YOU CAN’T MAKE A SALAD DRESSING YOU MIGHT AS WELL BAN YOURSELF FROM THE KITCHEN.

JUST GRAB THE ZESTER AND THE SEA SALT AND I’LL WALK YOU THROUGH IT.

… TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER.

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A ZESTER, NICK.

GET OUT OF THIS KITCHEN AND NEVER COME BACK.

This is like when Megan would cook at my apartment. Eventually she just started buying me kitchen implements.

I believe, in fact, that I bought you a microplane zester. True story is true.

13 November 2011 ·

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